Category Archives: Humor

Eat Shit: Taco Bell, by Zoe Marquedant

Taco Bell is shit. I know this. It’s not Mexican food, Tex-Mex, or some other hyphenated equivalent. It’s mass-marketed meat product. It’s baby food that’s impossible to decipher into separate body parts or separate animals. Which of Ol’ MacDonald’s charges was liquified and pressed to

Eat Shit: McDonalds, by Zoe Marquedant

I call my parents habitually most weekends, but that Sunday I avoided telling them more than usual. I merely said I was having brunch with a friend from school. What I left off as I moved Matrix-like through Manhattan Valley was that Jean and I